to : "spammer"

Dear spammer,
why do you not like me ? what have I done to you?
(have you stepped on my toe that I stepped back?)
I don't know any tricia's in my whole entire fucking life.
So I believe that you don't know me as well (unless you know me but use another identity)
and you're saying that I think I'm a good flirt with guys?
Huh? GROSS, NO! I don't even know how to spell F-L-I-R-T.
errr.. HUH? I barely know any guys. Ya. (:
And to be honest I don't know what I'm doing with the current guy now, its so unsure if he still likes me and I'm utterly confused now.
I wish he just tells me directly and not indirectly.
I may have flings but not ex-bfs.
OMG! Why am I telling you all this? Maybe I would just like to clear the air between you and me and let you know more about me? My psychic feelings tell me that you're a stranger thinking I'm stealing your friend's boyfriend.
Tell me how would you feel if someone spams your blog as well. Ruining your reputation with untrue things? And spamming is so OLD-SCHOOL. Grow UP!
errr. so take care.
and EH! I'm trying to be nice here so DON'T YOU omggg ME AGAIN!
THIS IS SO ESPECIALLY FOR YOU!