exhausted.

Alright so thats a word I've been using all day and all night. I guess I really am. It's like I'm suppse to print something and I plugged in the USB cable for the printer and clicked ok for the thing to be printed. I waited and waited and waited, thinking that the printer has something wrong. But I guess I'm wrong the thing that is like wrong, is me. I've been plugging in and out the USB cable for the mouse and not the printer cable! By the time I got pissed I realised that and just concluded that I'm ubber tired.
Sigh. (alright that's another word/action that I've been doing since posting)
What friends?
Maybe I should just title this post as what friends. (:
It may be because I'm pms-ing or it maybe because I am really fun to make fun off. Oh gosh! Its like bloody irritating la! Assy pussies! I mean like you guys are definitely going to be here like later or something reading this. haha And I am going to tell you guys!! You people are irritating the hell out of me but at least there's fun, but still please stop. Wait till pmsy period is over first k? I am a seriously neutral person but there are extents that you can go.
Or you would just like to tell me: ''NOPE! Yes! Your life is like my joke. And you're so fun to kidd about.'' I guess I'll just tell you: 'cb!'
I really am thinking a lot these few days, sigh, I guess I need to be preoccupied or else I'll just suicide.


hur hur hur.

Oh and tabbo, yes yes yes I was actually thinking of watching The Leap Years on the 29th(the day we're meeting) cause there's like Wong Li Lin inside haha and and and I heard its quite a not bad film. And 29th is not a weekend right? So tickets are cheaper. Please please please don't tell me you're broke, once again): SIGH.
Who wants to join us!?!?!
Actually I am quite broke as well ):
Am I like rather contradicting today? Cause I feel like I am disagreeing with myself and then the next moment I am all agreeing with myself/one time I am saying something and after that I say the opposite. ahhh whatever anyway.

Oh plus an embarrassing thingo. I joined SMS Shootout 2008. haha I know don't laugh right now while reading this in front of your com. You look stupid! Actually I am like thinking if I should actually go(see contradiction again) and participate since I signed up already. Oh gosh! I did not even practice and I don't have a group of cheerleaders to buck me up. haha My mom was such great encouragement that she told me I'll be the slowest and will be the greatest embarrassment. She also said laughing, that if I could bring at least a consolation prize home, a celebration would be needed. Gosh my family is like... awesome la. haha

Oh and work sucks, someone please help me out and tell me if I could actually call my boss up on Sunday and tell her that I want to quit immediately. Or I should like write an email and mail it to her. Or I should like tell her on Monday itself, but I am actually scheduled to work on Monday, with some changes made. That fucker, son(butch) of a chihuahua, big head bo-zoh, asked me to choose if I want to work on Monday and Tuesday or Wednesday and Thursday or tell her that I do not want to work on any of the days.So I told her that I do not want to work. Then she asked me why. So I told her that I am only scheduled to work on Monday and then now you are asking me to choose between these two time slots. What more is that I am so so so tired of work that I actually made plans after Monday to conclude and "celebrate'' my freedom away from work. I told her I made plans. She got so fussed up that she reprimanded me by saying, that I told her that I can work for the month and now I am telling her that I can't work, I am giving her trouble. AGHHHHHHHHHHHH! The more I talk about it the more pissed I get. Forget it I'll just stop here. You people should just see the sms.

Anyhow, there are many para that are starting with 'OHs', mind me please.
Tired tired tired and ...
see you guys soon!
(:

FLUFFY

oh sorry i people I forgot to show you'll amanda's sister, fluffy.

see both the white pillow and the purple rug?
They're fluffy!!!!

I've got JO for you!

Here it goes....

Hi! My name is Jo, and I work in a button factory.
I've got a car, a house and a fa-mil-ly.
One day, my boss ask me, JO!
Are you free?
I said NO!
then I turned the button on and went.... cheeeerrr cherk cree chkk chkk chk.
(lift your right hand and turn an imaginary button)
Continue repeating your story and then your left hand, right leg, left leg and ya-dah ya-dah.



hahaha I learnt this from Sayuri. Do emphasis on bold words!
Say it with expression as well. haha for words in italics

Remember you used to like the drink, QOO.

Does this look like me?

Please do say NO! I guess my mother have picked it up from me.

Normally, if I see a funny thing I would point to it and say, "omg! that look like you." and I'll start giggling to myself! Guess karma is working on me today.

Cause my own biological momma did that too me. On CTE we saw this van with Qoo pictures and she pointed and then said, "There! That looks like you! hahahahahaha"

-_- I told my mom that she'll soon "die" cause I'm going to get back to her.
So.... I've been trying to grab an opportunity but.... there seems to be none. Not until... just now!

HAHA.
See this? This was what mommy was eating. This gross piece of jellied fats 'kiap-ed' in a pau also known as kong bak pau...
As all know, Joy is termed as HALAL. She doesn't eat chinese pork only haha. Fine a pirate!-if that pleases you.
So she tried to trick me into eating this gross 'kiap-ed' stuff.
Then I thought thought thought... and I went up to her....
"mom... I won't be tricked by you and your cousin!!!>no no no ^^^^^^^^your TWIN!!!"hahhahahhhahahahhha
Get it?? get it???
Cause my mom and dad didn't understand me and I said that they were on a different wavelength....-_-

ATTN: joy's online shopping fund.

If you can't read hahha.

it says:

This is JOY's online shopping fund. Currently this "organisation" is running low in cash. So JOY needs HELP! in the form of donations.

Therefore I seek your help so that JOY is able to buy MORE NICE-NICE stuffs online...


With loads of love!! <3.
JOY(:

p.s/ this is just a joke. Joy is doing this cause she's bored and doesn't wanna go bathe but she is going to the bathroom now. hee-hee. But true that I need cash to buy this SKINNY JEANS she ADORES online!!!! arghhh....

LOVES!!!

NONSENSE!!!!

A ride in a double deck bus.

Ridding in a double-decker bus always reminds me of the "ghost story" haha. Wondering what is it? Are you ready? haha. warning:it may be quite lame. haha(you may have heard it before)
Here it goes....
This man lives in a remote area near a cemetry. Whenever he takes a bus he will always board a double decker bus and will always meet this OLD HAGGARD lady in long wiry white hair sitting at the seat right next to the steps up to the second level. Everytime when he wants to head upstairs to seat the old lady will then tell him, "young man...you still have a long life to live... treasure it.. don't go upstairs.. it's very dangerous!!! trust me..." He thought that the old lady was a psycho so he decided to head upstairs. But the old lady quickly held him on his wrist and pulled him saying, "NO....." He decided to listen to the old lady and headed for the back seat. When he sat down to see where the old woman was, she was nowhere to be seen.
The following day, he set off the same time and boarded the same bus. This time he didn't see the old lady and decided to go up the stairs to check whats upstairs that is dangerous. Before he could step up, a hand pulled him down, it was the old lady. He sighed and headed to the backseat. The next stop, another passenger boarded the bus. The young boy wanted to head upstairs, quickly the old lady stopped him. Everytime a person want to head upstairs, the old lady would do the exact same thing and stop them.
The third day, the man could not take it anymore and was curious why the upper deck was dangerous. He boarded the bus saw the old lady and just walked upstairs. The old lady held on to him, he couldn't care less and just continued. When he was upstairs, it was empty and there was nothing! He turned and...... went back down to ask the old lady why the second deck was dangerous. He asked the old lady, "there's nobody or anything upstairs, why do you always say its dangerous??" The old lady replied, "it is!" He replied, "NO!" The old lady then said, "young man it is cause there's no driver on the upper deck driving the bus."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
did it creeep up on you?? haha cause I think it did for me when I was typing it out haha.

-maybe all those one word/single replies and NO replies are just signs that you're ignoring me.

my day was indescribable. (literally-in a way that its not good or bad.) Many funny things happened in school today.

Like during physics, Mr. Chua was telling us during his time when they had track and field trainings they will run through this "forest" place near his school. (We're learning sounds now) Then he said that it takes a longer time for sound to travel through air than to travel in don't know where(can't rem). So he being the senior, training his juniors, his junior were all slowing down and he was WAY WAY ahead. So he shouted through the trees and after a few seconds, he realised that all his juniors were turning around and looking around them, looking as if he's really near them, behind them, and they got scared so they quicken up their pace. lols.
(I think its funny if you imagine you hear someone calling you but that person is not near you and you turn your head left and right when you're all alone, and nobody's beside you)

And during Social Studies lesson as well. Mr Lee S.B was unwell so he didn't come to school today. Mrs. Lo relieved[sp?] the first period and Ms. Monica Wang relieved the second. haha. So it was the last period of the day and I believe everybody is tired so is the teachers. HAHA. Ms. Wang was sitting right in front of the class at the teacher's table, she had nothing to do and I think she felt bored she took out some papers to mark. While marking, suddenly her eyes shut, and her head nods up and down. Then she sits up straight again and then fall back to sleep. It sure was a hilarious picture and Yoges laughed so loud that she woke up. I even ate in front of her!(when she was sleeping) Then when she realised that the class was laughing at her, she crapped up with an excuse saying like, aren't you girls like that as well, when you'll feelo extremely tired and blah blah blah.

Had to stay back in school to do chinese. I think I failed the recent chinese test, THANK GOD she didn't ask me to drop to CLB. I pray that I pass, a borderline pass will do.

Changed my notebook today at TOPSHOP.

I'm tired.scooting off now. ciao y;ll.
love!

LAUGH and CRY at your OWN jokes.

I adore this saying...

An apple a day keeps the Doctor AWAY...

If the Doctor is CUTE don't eat an apple a day.

haha. EVERYTIME ! It just cracks me up when someone tells me that or when I just think about it in my mind. I'll just CRAZILY laugh to myself. YES! That's weird. Don't tell me YOU never been through that before.

RAHHHH WILL BE BACK TOMORROW!!!!!!!

I.M.U no more! cause I'll be seeing you tomorrow! many things to talk about!

School was somehow fanatically fun, as I had MURUKU![sp?], this Indian snack. It is SUPER DUPER yummy! ! THANKS SELVI!, my sitting partner. LOVE YOU! She's Indian and she just tells me everything about the indian culture and bla... plus when we come to FOOD she tries to make them for me to EAT! the authentic taste. The MURUKU was TOTAL FAB.!

TO all Indians ! ! !/people celebrating deepavali : HAPPY DEEPAVALI ! Enjoy this Festival! and EAT! ! ! !

Chinese was a HORROR, a NIGHTMARE! and I'm all MAN when it comes to chinese.

You must be thinking HUH?? yep you read correctly I didn't type it wrong! I'm all MAN!!!

THIS IS BECAUSE I CAN'T multitask WHEN IT COMES TO CHINESE. I'll have to listen real carefully and pay attention thinking what did "lao shi" say and how to read and the meaning. When I get disracted I won't understand a single tiny little BIT! NOT AT ALL! and I will get all fustrated! It's also EEEEEEE-ritating when someone laughs at my chinese the way I react and speak the language, cause it distracts me, by asking the person to stop laughing at me, I AIN'T NO JOKE! ! ! I KNOW I'M CHINESE! and I can't speak chinese properly.. BUT I'M TRYING REALLY HARD! ! ! ! !

I LOVE CHINESE!

BORN CHINESE; LEARN CHINESE

Went for cell meeting today. It was FOOD COMPETITION Day! pOOf* I'm going to go RUN at least 4.2KM on the treadmill now after that TUB of ice-cream, Half a Watermelon, 2 eggs and Fried Rice. O + lemon. TERROR!!!! I almost fainted. Its gross and FILLING! I felt like a DUMP. I ate dinner as well ! and had FISHBALLs at Aljunied with Mom&Dad.

tOO FAT tO even mOOve..