Dear Boger,

I'm sorry that I've been such a bad owner. I love you and I hope that you'll be better and will be well-fed in heaven(are you christian?). I hope to see you as my pet goldfish in heaven when I go up there. I love you very much please forgive me for not taking good care you, I'm sorry. Boger you've been a good pet goldfish other than dirtying the tank all the time and I have to clean it. Although I haven't been cleaning your 'house' leaving you a dirty environment you have lived strong in staying alive. I'm so proud of you!
Love you loads Boger.
your lousy lovely owner,
Joy.