-1.06AM-
today!,290403,saturday
to relieve what my brains were thinking.
after svc. guo,van,man and i went to THE ESPLANADE.
we were chillin' at STARBUCKS at raffles city
when van was studying.
after she's done.
i need to "cure" myself.
so we headed down to THE MERLION.
whee.eehee VOMITTING water.
COOL!
we wanted to go to "our spot"
but many were hanky pankying there.
so.. sat at the steps of the merlion.
we DANCED pos.
as there's preview later.
danced till i SWEAT IT OUT!
wasnt concentrating.
as i was yar yar and yar.
left at about 11.50pm.
waited till 12+ gave up waiting for DARN bus.
so CABBED back!
silly i know.

currently i think i'm like suffering from constipation!
haha and i already drank TWO cups of orange juice & TWO cups of prune juice
already! AND AND AND!!! i still cant pOO Poo.
so unfair! i need to POO!
anyway i am blogging now cause i was 'blog hopping'
and i read this is SIYI's blog!
its super duper UDDERLY funny!
here its goes...

"A waitress once asked me, 'How would you like your eggs, sir?' I decided to play with her mind so I said, 'INCUBATED! And then raised, and then beheaded, and then plucked, and then grilled and then served. But damn that'd take too long! I'll have them scrambled please."

"One time I had a cup of coke? And it had a lime in it and it was floating! And you know, I thought it was a good thing. Next time a boat capsizes I will reach out for a LIME. When I'm jetskiing without a life jacket on people will say, what the hell? And I will pull out a LIME. And a LEMON. I'm saved by the buoyancy of citrous!"

"You know when it comes to races people say, 'I don't care if they're black white purple or green... Oh come on now, you gotta draw the line somewhere. To hell with purple people. Unless they are suffocating. Then help them!"

"I'm standing at a hotel with no 13th floor because of superstition, but come on, the people on the 14th floor? You know what floor you're really on! If you jump out of the 14th floor hoping to kill yourself, you will die earlier!"

"13, 13 is an unlucky number then so should the letter B because B looks like a scrunched together 13. Hi, what's your name? BOB. Get the hell away!"

"I was staying over at my friend's house, and he said, you gonna have to sleep on the floor. Damn gravity! Got me again! You know how bad I want to sleep on the wall!"

"I bought a house, a two bedroom house. But it's up to me how many bedrooms there are, isn't it? This bedroom has an oven in it! This bedroom has a lot of people sitting in it watching TV! This bedroom is A.K.A a hallway! This bedroom is over at that guy's house! Sir, you have one of my bedrooms."

"I got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable. Oh you're a king you say, well you won't believe what I have instore for you! It's to your exact specification! When I was a boy, I lay on my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was."

haha this TOTALLY makes me blow my MIND!
haha and my stomach hurts..
haha i NEED to POO!!!

its like ages and eons.
ever last i blogged.
had exam like yesterday,280406.
as now is 12:47AM,290406.
had two papers. finally two papers DOWN.
err... MANY more to go i think.
i believe that my chinese paper is next.
sighs.going to flunk it i believe.
had both of my ENGLISH papers today + my social studies.
to OUR surprise Sri Lanka came out as a structured Question.
BUt i did not do.that haha
i did EDUCATION!!!
although i didnt write much as SBQ was surprisingly e-z p-z
so i wrote till my FINGERS were bent.
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anyway after the papers.
i went to g.mom's place.
played with her cards.
haha SHE'S SO CUTE and ADORABLE!
i LOVE her.
LOVE is difficult to express to OLD people.
but its somehow easy just buy them food show them you REALLY care.
so after that mother and i CABBED back wheezersss...
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went for CGM.
it was alright.
i SAW SAM'S MAKE-OVER PICTURES!!!
SHE'S SO PRETTY AND HOT!!!
OH NO I THINK I AM IN LOVE WITH SAM!
right after CGM
i went to yishun to meet BEN!
haah went to catch THE WILD,movie.
it was somehow silly and riduculous.
and i think ben laughs like the KOALA!(nigel)
forgive me. haha
BUT i LIKE THE squrriel(benny)
he's so funny when he goes all GOO-GOO-GA over the GIRAFFE(bridget)
hee he's super duper hyper HILARIOUS.
funny funny funny
CABBED home after that.

Mike's Chunky Monkey Bread Pudding


Cut up five cups of stale French bread into 1" cubes
5 cups of bread cubes
3 eggs, slightly beaten
2 pints of melted B&J Chunky Monkey
1 1/2 teaspoon of sugar
1/2 Tsp. Salt
1 ripe banana sliced
1/2 cup small dark chocolate chips
1tsp. vanilla

Preheat oven to 350 degrees
Butter 9 X 13 inch cake pan

Layer bread cubes in cake pan evenly
Spread bananas and chocolate chips evenly over bread cubes
Stir eggs, salt, sugar and vanilla into melted ice cream
Pour ice cream mixture over bread crumbs
Place pan in center of 350 degree oven for 30 minutes or until bread pudding is set.
Bread pudding is done when pudding is set and pudding still appears moist on top. Do not cook until dry.
Serve warm or at room temperature.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY APRIL!!!
LOVE!~~
-ANW TODAY I DIDNT HAD ANY COMMON TESTS..
WENT TO THOMPSON WITH RAN AND BAY TO STUDY.
HAHA WE SERIOUSLY DID.
WE WENT TO PIZZA HUT TO STUDY.
ORDERED.
pizza!! HAHA AND SWEET & SPICY DRUMLETS!!
WHEE.SO YUMMY AND THE PIZZA IS
CHEESY LAVA CRUST!! WHAHAHA.
SO sinful... I KNOW.
BUT SO YUMMY.
HAD FUN UNTIL... rah had to go home...
SO I BUSED BACK HOME.
I failed SOCIAL STUDIES TEST!
I SUCK BADLY!
I SON NOT LIKE SOCIAL STUDIES
BUT I LIKE XIONG BOON !!!!!
HAHA HE'S SUPER ADORABLE!
MIGHTY MOUSE.(to the rescue!!! whee~~)

i was thinking where are you when i needed you
you're missing!!!i think i miss you!!
if you're for-going a friend just for your boyfriend.
your friend would not want a friend like you.
she's doing all best for you.
and you're actually angry with her.
but you know you're somehow wrong and thinks that you're not.
and your other friends are telling you something esle.
who's advice will you heed.
its all up to you now...
DECIDE
(enjjoy what GOD has given you;
if its meant to be yours then it is.
If its not, let it go.. ... )
WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR??
(its all about fame and popularity)
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i am eating my EASTER's jelly beans now!!!
its GOOD !!
thanks DELYSE!
I LIKE IT!
anyway i am tired now..
gonna sleep ... and ...
then STUDY! (i WILL!)
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not feeling so good.

tralalala. escalating..........................
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smiles sarah-vanessa-joy smiles
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taking my walk-tralalalla-AFTER TAKE THE LEAD SUPPER GOOD SHOW!! 'must watch!!'-rah sneakyly took us!! naughty
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rah and van
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my SWEETS!!! babess xD
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smileyy wileyy -eeeeeeeeeee!!
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she REEK! of alcohol
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hugsss-i LOVE you RAHH-
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deariess!!!
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sarah lala-ing in the SWING SWING @ the balcony
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in the SWING SWING springyy chair! FUN! lalala @ the balcony
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trying to take full view @ the balcony
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happy GOOD FRIDAY!!
okayy i guess like currently i'm actually suffering from a small hangover.
although i am not like suffering form a HUGE FUDGE headache or whatever.
i am perfectly fine.
IT WAS SO FUN YESTERDAY!
went out to celebrate SARAH's BIRTHDAY!
although goondo bird bird me
forgot to bring her prezzies.
haha bUT i guess i BELIEVE i ASSUME
that she's alright with it.
i FELT dumb!
haha BUT we enjoyed i BELIEVE again..
WATCHED TAKE THE LEAD!!!
yummy! NICE>ballroom dancing.
tada la la tada.. move move step step step.
then after that van got to go BACK HOME!
as her mom said that ITS LATE already then must go HOME!!
as usual rah and i will CAB home.
but before that.
we went to the BALCONY!!
haha i TELL YOU
THE COLONY BIRD'S NEST CHAIRS ARE SO FUN!!!!!!
you didnt know that the chairs were SPRINGYYY right.
IT IS!!!!
and you can like swing swing..
here and there,
so we just ordered cocktails.
chilled and gp FUNKY
talk talk talk chit chatty.
i had SEX ON THE BEACH & rah had TEQUILA SUNRISE.
i liked mine was YUMMY! sweet
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OH OH
DID I SAY THAT WHEN RAH CAME AND MEET US SHE WENT ALL tipsy HAHA
CAUSE BEFORE THAT SHE WENT TO THE LINE @ SHANGRI LA' FOR DINNER
WITH HER PARENTS TO CELEBRATE.
AND HER PARENTS JUST GAVE HER ALL THE WINE,BEER AND WHATSOEVER all the alcohol she can consume....
OH MY AND WHEN SHE CAME AND MEET US SHE GOT SO crazy! AND FUNNY BUNNY. I LAUGHED UNTIL I ALMOST FELL AND SHE COULDNT WALK STRAIGHT.
AND SHE WAS SAYING LIKE NO NO I AM ALRIGHT.
SHE WAS SO ADORABLE!
I LOVE YOU
AND
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL !
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ok i guess its like all i am still thinking
what am i going to do for the rest of the day
STUDY!? or SWIM> or EAT! or TV!
i DONT know
i am sucha LAZY bum!

"Where'd You Go?"

Where'd you go?

I miss you so,

Seems like it's been forever,

That you've been gone.

She said "Some days I feel like shit,Some days I wanna quit, and just be normal for a bit,"

I don't understand why you have to always be gone,

I get along but the trips always feel so long,And, I find myself trying to stay by the phone,

'Cause your voice always helps me to not feel so alone,

But I feel like an idiot, workin' my day around the call,

But when I pick up I don't have much to say,

So, I want you to know it's a little fucked up,

That I'm stuck here waitin', at times debatin',

Tellin' you that I've had it with you and your career,

Me and the rest of the family here singing "Where'd you go?"

I miss you so,

Seems like it's been forever,

That you've been gone.

Where'd you go?

I miss you so,

Seems like it's been forever,

That you've been gone,

Please come back home...

You know the place where you used to live,

Used to barbecue up burgers and ribs,

Used to have a little party every Halloween with candy by the pile,

But now, you only stop by every once and a while,

Shit, I find myself just fillin' my time,

With anything to keep the thought of you from my mind,

I'm doin' fine, I plan to keep it that way,

You can call me if you find that you have something to say,

And I'll tell you, I want you to know it's a little fucked up,

That I'm stuck here waitin', at times debatin',

Tellin' you that I've had it with you and your career,

Me and the rest of the family here singing "Where'd you go?"

I miss you so,

Seems like it's been forever,

That you've been gone.

Where'd you go?

I miss you so,

Seems like it's been forever,

That you've been gone,

Please come back home...

I want you to know it's a little fucked up,

That I'm stuck here waitin', no longer debatin',

Tired of sittin' and hatin' and makin' these excuses,

For why you're not around, and feeling so useless,

It seems one thing has been true all along,

You don't really know what you've got 'til it's gone,

I guess I've had it with you and your career,

When you come back I won't be here and you can sing it...Where'd you go?

I miss you so,

Seems like it's been forever,

That you've been gone.

Where'd you go?

I miss you so,

Seems like it's been forever,

That you've been gone,

Please come back home...

Please come back home...

Please come back home...

Please come back home...

Please come back home...

"Where'd You Go?"

Where'd you go?

I miss you so,

Seems like it's been forever,

That you've been gone.

She said "Some days I feel like shit,Some days I wanna quit, and just be normal for a bit,"

I don't understand why you have to always be gone,

I get along but the trips always feel so long,And, I find myself trying to stay by the phone,

'Cause your voice always helps me to not feel so alone,

But I feel like an idiot, workin' my day around the call,

But when I pick up I don't have much to say,

So, I want you to know it's a little fucked up,

That I'm stuck here waitin', at times debatin',

Tellin' you that I've had it with you and your career,

Me and the rest of the family here singing "Where'd you go?"

I miss you so,

Seems like it's been forever,

That you've been gone.

Where'd you go?

I miss you so,

Seems like it's been forever,

That you've been gone,

Please come back home...

You know the place where you used to live,

Used to barbecue up burgers and ribs,

Used to have a little party every Halloween with candy by the pile,

But now, you only stop by every once and a while,

Shit, I find myself just fillin' my time,

With anything to keep the thought of you from my mind,

I'm doin' fine, I plan to keep it that way,

You can call me if you find that you have something to say,

And I'll tell you, I want you to know it's a little fucked up,

That I'm stuck here waitin', at times debatin',

Tellin' you that I've had it with you and your career,

Me and the rest of the family here singing "Where'd you go?"

I miss you so,

Seems like it's been forever,

That you've been gone.

Where'd you go?

I miss you so,

Seems like it's been forever,

That you've been gone,

Please come back home...

I want you to know it's a little fucked up,

That I'm stuck here waitin', no longer debatin',

Tired of sittin' and hatin' and makin' these excuses,

For why you're not around, and feeling so useless,

It seems one thing has been true all along,

You don't really know what you've got 'til it's gone,

I guess I've had it with you and your career,

When you come back I won't be here and you can sing it...Where'd you go?

I miss you so,

Seems like it's been forever,

That you've been gone.

Where'd you go?

I miss you so,

Seems like it's been forever,

That you've been gone,

Please come back home...

Please come back home...

Please come back home...

Please come back home...

Please come back home...

i FEEL like a PIG!
i have been eating A LOT today
ate prata.peanuts.grape biscuit.mousy noodles.sips of porridge.
and have CRAVINGS for seaweed and GREEN apple.
i MUST STOP being a PIG!!
i SCREWED my maths test today and now i've got 18days to
THE MAJOR EXAMS!!
arghhh FREAKIFIED!!!
i cannot even remember my formulae.
DARN!
and i DONT LIKE PHYSICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so KILLING me i NEED help!
S.M.S!(save MY soul')
this SUCKS SUCKS SUCK!!!
big FAT time!
arhhhahhahhahhhHHAHRhrhrhhh *SCREAMS!!!
WHERE ARE YOU!!!!
my PEA-brains..
*YAWNS
i am tired.
CHIAOs.
bye.
tata.
jai zian.
adios.
ditasteh.
sayonara.
whatever more...
... .... .... ...

you said that you would make me happy.
all you wanted is to make me happy.
but now i am not.
i figured that ...
ITS IS WHETHER YOU LIKE THE PERSON OR NOT.
will make you think that way.
OR.
is it your basic principle?
its NOT if you knew her first before me.
ITS THE CHEMISTRY BETWEEN.

was thinking haha this is so random ...
by anonymous
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had choir auditions yesterday
(i was in the same group as fated friend-fated!)
so nervous and nerve-wreaking
my pitching SUCKED big time.
i guess i just cannnot get the right pitch!
i really hope i got in.
ARGHHH
guess by now
all must have known that JOY CYL
have CUT her hair OFF! haha
i am FUNKY now.
whee hee hee
i am not worried if its accepted in school.
but i shant worry i have bought a HAIRBAND!
its GREEN! hahaa.

okayy so TODAY i woke up late haha and did not make it for
make upping. in school today
but eventually i met up with rahzr and bayyer
to SHOP! and
rahzr SHOPPED like a TORRENTIAL RAIN!
burned a hole in her pocket.
lol.spent 100 over bucks in TOPSHOP
AND I SAW THIS NICE YELLOW TOP!!
oh no my list is getting taller than me
when i went out i told myself not to buy anything.
BUT but BUT
i went into SUBSTANCE and was looking for the shoes
i wanted the pearlyy ones(again)BUT DIFFERENT
haha.but they didnt had theblack one i wanted anymore
and i saw this OTHER NICE ONE!
which is super SUPER udderly CHEAP!
and heeh heeh i BOUGHT it.!!
YUMMY.
went to TCC (tea-time),JACK'S PLACE(dinner)
and makan.
oh my fat FAT FATS!
i must be SKINNY!
xD

THREEs..
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BEFORE
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AFTER ( i likee)
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BESTY! i i i love love love love LOVE my NEW HAIR CUT!
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DARLL and i ( my NEW hair-CUT!)
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MR TOYS'R'US!!! (btw did you know that BARNEY died in his MASCOT SUIT!!)
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darll and van
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hee hee SEE ME!?
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SIDE VIEW nice w/o FLASH!
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NO FLASH! DOOH DOOH BEE
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BESTIES!
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my HAIR ROCKS or is it ME!?
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skissy SMOOCH!
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i dont know what was happening.. BUT i THOUGHT i LOOK GOOD here! ahaha
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i DONT LIKE HER SHE DOESNT LIKE MY HAIR!! !( i want a fen shou!)
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eeee-diot BACKSIDE she's interupting my EGO!!! (i LOVE my HAIR!!!_)
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hee hee P.sss.T discreet SHY! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH my backside is laughing so hard got cramps!
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wink winkyy
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i AM bALD in FLASH!!!!!!! OH NO!!!
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side view
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hee hee..pretty vanessa
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EGO draws her attention more than towards ME!
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i LOVE YOU!
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i am a FLOWER--whoo hoots-- I LOVE MY HAIR!
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yummy fillings in the BREAD (moshii moshii)
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EAT EAT YUM YUM choo choo
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lOOks like my Old HAIR! haha
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SPARSTIC!!!! BLUR i'm MOoooOO-ing
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haha EATING on the train GREAT BIG evidence. (shhh...ITS a SECRET!!)
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sparssticc - pretty pretty
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spazz.
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whee hoo~~ goes the trees and houses.IN DEEP THOUGHT by :joychang
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blehh heh heww
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CANDID by famous photographer:joychang
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smack me on my LIPS! in the CHOO CHOO bruoombooembrovmm
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kiss MUAH! haha <<-joy says: GORGE YOUR EYES xD

WINKY wink WINKs... bad aiming. (haha might be because my eyes were SHUT!)
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whoever she talking to..she dont want to talk to me hee hee kissy kissy booboo
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