DO COWS NEED TO WEAR BRA?

Why not chickens too then we'll have smoother and tastier breast meat.
It was debate during my English lesson today, "If cows should wear bra". The debate was rather hilarious as of what girls can say and imagine. It was an enjoyable lesson (during the debate only) the rest of the lesson was BORR-RINGG I slept. The Cheshire cat was not amusing at all. I wish I didn't score an 'A' in N's (O's would be better), then I wouldn't be in her class.

School is giving the students A LOT of homework! And Chinese have been really a difficult and stressful subject to me. Doing Chinese assignments everyday, and a Chinese test on Monday. This kind of a timetable will KILL me one fine day.


-where are the cigs

FRENCH LOAF ninja

I WENT TO THE CHEM. LAB TODAY!
I just realised that practical is not my thing. Its so troublesome with all the cation and anion(s) OMG! Its DRIVING ME CRAsY! adding ammonia or sodium hydroxide with all the cation(s) turning into funny weird solutions looking like moss and rust BUT the blue is nice. Another thing is that every solution STINKS! pOOf* I was told that the ammonia smell is to wake a faint person. But I can faint with that smell HAHA.





Went to Lido again. When I was about to leave ZARA mom called to buy French Loaf as she cooked CURRY CHICKEN. In order not to miss my Nim Bus I have to leave Lido early. Walked all the way to Taka's Delifrance to get some French Loaf. She asked me to buy, no only 1 BUT 2! So I had to carry to long funny thingo home. Everybody seem to be looking as I looked funny. But its fun as I can use it as a weapon (haii-YAH! don't play play ahh) and it was quite fun beating poeple with it. I wacked man and she called me a FRENCH LOAF NINJA hahahahhaha. The worst thing was that I was in my Polka Dot uniform, wearing 2 different pair of shoes, carrying a funny looking flower tote bag and TWO french loaves. We were CRAsY I tell you making fun of the loaves and bla. Weirdly, this twins started talking to me I FREAKED and was unsure until they said "eee-ya talk to her she never reply one" I didn't reply cause

1. I don't know them
2. and mommy said not to talk to strangers
3. and I was on the phone.

When I reached home I told mommy. Mom LAUGHED (craSy mother) and said don't worry worry for what you got to french loaf to protect you. ... ... Told ya Mom's MAD!
We watched Ghost Whisperers together. IT WAS SCARY! and normally mom is not afraid BUT this time she FREAKed and was like errr..I'm very tired don't want to watch already. I was scared as well so I insist that she stay and watch with me. She gave me a look and I laughed at her making fun of her. WEIRD MOTHER!

BLOGGING.

Today's fine.
Accounts was a terror, not because of my teacher but now I've got to face accounts MULTIPLE-CHOICE QUESTIONS! Its total hell and a nightmare literally. My brains just melt(metaphorically) and I need boxes of painkillers. To still love accounts or not. I don't know, to me now its - I MUST LOVE ACCOUNTS!
Had Mr. Ng's English lesson today. S.L.O.W as usual, spent my time talking. Today he actually felt that he spoke too much and is slow with the tasks that have to be done.
Chemistry was quite fun.

I went to Serene Centre today, after a long long time.
SarahCEE was there today! ;)
Went to Serene as we went there to wait for Van, as she had maths remedial after dismissal. To go to Raffles to find that ass cause Van has got to help him in maths, and she didn't want to go alone. Sat with SARAHCEE. When she reached macs, we were all talking, having the juiciest news. But when this stuffs reaches my ear, my sense of hearing felt weird like I was deaf for that point of time and wondering if I have heard the right things. The heart stopped and beat real slow it felt like someone stepped on it. I thought that a person can't be like that, all the trust have faded. Discussions carried on. I asked God why, why a person change to that manner and why I'm like different towards certain people. am I weird??
At serene, today, we FINALLY used our FAKE tattoos that man and I bought from TOYS'R'US! Man, Jeric, Rah, RahCEE, Sandra, Van and I had FAKE tattoos on some part of our body haha IT SURE WAS FUN!!! We had our fun! I don't care what people think!!! It looks really good on my feet! I'll take a pic and post it up SOON.



THE PHOTOGRAPH IS PROOF:
Its like 10:20pm now. Mom stopped my blogging as she came in the room and started to search for photos. Photographs when I was younger. Bro's baby pictures as well as mine. From our first birthday cakes of a BIG ONE! with writings of "HAPPY BIRTHDAY little Benny Boy!! Love Mom & Dad" for my bro. and "HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY JOY !! Love, Mom and Dad" for me. It was really nice to look through all these pictures. My naughty BROTHER prancing around every picture like a monkey. And pictures of him carrying me unstable-ly, looking as if I'm going to fall the next moment. And pictures of my MOM when she was younger!! Gosh! I would date my mom if I was a man at their time! SHE WAS SUPER PRETTY!! I don't know what happened! Now.... sighh.. (OPPS! haha) And I've been asking her to bring me to Korea and she have been saying that I have been there when I was young and I was like I don't remember a thing! SO..There were pictures!-saying I looked Korean. DARN! I don't care she's bringing me again!!
And Dad's specs were like cool~~~ hhaa BIG AND SQUARE!! FUNNY! aunty was SO pretty as well. Bro's pics were the funniest!! Having to dress up as a GIRL! that picture was a great tummy ache! and his lion dance suit and HEAD and many more......
pictures are like to be continued... as there are TONS!!!!! and we've YET to find mom's wedding pics! COOL!!!!! I'll try to scan some. ((:

HOLIDAY!!!
bangkok. whee~

Ok. about Jolene. SHE's WEIRDer!!!!! than I am.

am I blogging too much today?

HUHdid I tell y'all about my "new" English teacher??
OK. He's actually this OLD man that is already 66 (he told us that) and literally knows A LOT about Adolf Hitler and History stuff.
The eeee-ritating part about him is that he talks really S.L.O.W.L.Y ... .. and his full stops(.) are like a minute for one. Oh and if you're thinking, why did he tell you'll so much about Hitler and stuff on History when he's suppose to teach you English. Uh-huuh GOOD POINT there! That's a problem with that Old Man.. he sides track SO SO SO SO much and he teaches in a Wet-Market!(my class) when he talks everyone talks along. With him side-tracking SO MUCH he reminded me of my tuition teacher haha Q.S.S! hahhaha
funny man. But this old Teacher is rather interesting and adorableOK CUTE! haha
I enjoy his lessons better than Mrs. Seet OPPS! (sorry!) [Cheshire cat!]

what did I do wrong.

SCHOOL.
woke up LATE, 7am. Never trust a thing that survives on batteries and NEEDLES that are inaccurate! Like mom set the clock to wake us up at 0530! and the alarm rang at 0650!
MOM FREAKED! when she woke up and saw the time, wacked me and SCREAMED! Here she go... MOM: JOY! !!!! AHHH!!! its 5mins to 0700 ALREADY!!! WAKE UP !! DIE LA DIE LA LATE ALREADY!! PRAY THAT THERE'S NO JAM, ESPECIALLY BT. TIMAH THERE NEAR YOUR SCHOOL!!! FASTER WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After that I was like... huh??? OH SHIT! and I became WONDER WOMEN!!
(without the sexy coustume and bOObsyy)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
"TA DA-TA DA-TA DAH ! ! !" as swiftly as I could. zoom ZOOM ZOOMed my way from the bathroom to the wardrobe to the study room to grabing my bag and all the essentials I needed, although I forgot to bring my story book, lip gloss and Cammy. Its alright NO BIGGY!
Physics was ogay, learnt all about NUCLEAR-alpha, beta and gamma-radiation... Mr. Chua made fun of my laughter cause I laughed terribly(is this a word?) anyway no BOO-BOO as he said Justin Timberlake! and this reminded me of Josh! as he sang sexy back while we were talking and was trying to remember the lyrics of that RnB song.. WHAT A LOSER!
anyway then I had my FAVOURITE 'Mee Soto' ! during Recess. I LOVE MALAY CUISINE!
CHINESE WAS A HORROR ! ! ! ! !
'Lao-Shi' was picking on me! When I'm all QUIET she doesn't compliment me ONLY when I talk for that SPLIT SECOND! she sees me and SCREAMSSS!!!! " YULING ! (in Chinese) ni bu yao ting wo de ke ni chu qu bu ran ni gei wo an jing...." (translation- JOY ! if you don't want to listen you can get out of the class or else you KEEP QUIET...)
I WAS LIKE WTH! and she's like picking on the Norm class lah! cause we had a combine class with 3/4 and they were HELL nosier than us and she kept scolding us! What a BIAS-BITCH ! and every single sentence will have the name 'Yu ling' and sentence will go... "YU LING ! please la bu yao jiang hua le."(translation- JOY! please la stop talking) and I will go... "LAO SHI! wo you mei you jiang hua!"(translation-TEACHER! I didn't even utter a single word!) then she'll go and scold the others behind. WTF!
We didn't have S.S Lee Xiong Boon wasn't in school. Anyway I didn't do my field observation on families.
After school, Sand dated us out to town. But being the Serene kid, she is. We've got to go to Serene first! as usual... Both Ben & Jeric, there. Had STRAWBERRY SAKE!=yumssss
TOWN WE WENT!!! saw that cute cute ahem.LOLs. Had some mis-communications so.. S and D bickered. Headed to Pacific Plaza first then to Lido for Mos Burger (JJAVSS'd fav.!) then to TOPSHOP! Woahhh.. as usual we spent the MOST time there. This guy I thought was rather cute which have a sleeve tattoo on his right arm(if I'm not wrong) working under the section for Paper-People. Tried on this Skinny Jeans! MAN! I LOVE IT! But WAIT!!!! I'll wait till I go work and then when I get my pay. ((: that the aim for working for me and to save for rainy-days as well hee. Kino to collect some card then CHOO-CHOOed home.

JOY MOPPED THE FLOOR AGAIN!!! FOR $10 ! ! ! ! !
I HELPED COOK again. PEELING THE SHELL OF THE PRAWNS!-DISGUSTING AND SMELLY!!!

I'm suppose to head down to Rah's now. But I'm rather laZy TO EVEN MOVE! and my MOM threatened me with Supper later at the H.K cafe at East Coast! yumsss.
Sorry Rah. If I can come at Mid-Night I will. haha. DVD night another day? too bad you're going out with ahem tomorrow! and leave me all out! WTH! PFFT!
anywaysss LOVE no matter what.