I AM A CHINESE SPEAKING DUDE!

If I want to.

Okay why this topic? Maybe cause my workplace peeps somehow communicate in CHINESE!!! and everytime when they have briefing or whatsoever they will say...:"ok for joy's sake we'll switch to ch5!" (so pai-seh!) then I'll be like..:"OH! nvm.. its ok its ok! I can catch!" Then they will like pause and check on me like hey you still here?? understand?? I FEEL LIKE I'M A DISGRACE TO THE CHINESE RACE/COMMUNITY anyway today they said I spoke 'biao zhun hua yu'(accurate chinese.haha[?])as in the way I speak to the customer. Then they were saying that I will have to speak chinese from then on. And I was like OKAY! I'm GAME! (anyway its great practice for next year!) EVEN THE CUSTOMER LAUGHED AT ME! WTH!:@ after that they started making & poking fun at me and my SPEECH-darn.

CHINESE IS COOL! But I can't seem to speak good;as well as understanding. For me to understand you'll have to speak to me slowly...REAL SLOW! Or else I have no way to understand you. "My brain for chinese is like a scanner you'll have to wait for the information to appear on the computer and you'll have to check if the scan is clear"(get it?) OH WELL nvm, if you don't. Want me to understand you SPEAK SLOWLY and I will! ((:

This incident! This customer asked me if I'm Singaporean cause I was communicating in chinese with her, I couldn't catch what she was saying so I said NO! then after that I thought back then I said NO NO! YES I AM! my brain was like WTF! I'm SINGAPOREAN I'm PROUD to be one! haha.

OH what I always tell my friends when I'm studying CHINESE!!!

" BORN CHINESE;LEARN CHINESE ! "

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SENIOR!

btw, I MISS YOU SENIOR! we'll meet up SO soon!!!
loves

I've got NO clue why the sky is blue

I dont like him! I seriously DO NOT! I do not know why you people think so. Are you people that childish? I do not freaking know him how can I have feelings for him? If you people think that I like him, I tell you YOU ARE WRONG!!! I admit that I think he's like cute and all but please know its just a passing comment, okay as well as a thing to eeee-ritate amanda and FREAK her OUT! haha. (opps! see I'll have to say my secret!) I may repeat myself many times that he's cute and funny BUT I don't have feelings for him, there's someone else.
PLEASE STOP GIVING ME THOSE LOOK/STARES WHEN I MEET YOU!
if you're a friend please...

life

9th December

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUO!!!

(you better thank me for celebrating your BIRTH-day!)

I remembered it and rushed down to meet you peeps in the middle of the wedding dinner! and I almost got killed! by my relatives! thank God I've got my cous. with me thats heading down to ZOUKOUT

well. Met bestyy(Van) in the afternoon to head down to the LIME sonic bang &FLEA MARKET!

FUN FUN FUN. All the funky and pretty accessories that is udderly CHEAP! Walked around and walked out buying a NECKLACE and a pair of EARRINGS! omfgosh its like nice nice! bestss and I bought the same earrings but of a different colour! ((:

After that I went to watch JACK & THE BEANSPROUT @ The NLB. It was freaking HILARIOUS and entertaining! I thank God for the tickets cause I've been wanting to watch it after hearing the reviews and didnt mind buying the ticket and go by myself. However, I don't have to cause I was blessed with the tics! LOVE IT!

Then I headed back to the flea market to collect the necklace Van & I created. Wanted to buy this necklace for _____ but unfortunately its SOLD OUT! (good news is that I left my name and number they contacted me just now to say that there's stock!)

WEDDING DINNER! A matrimony was held, they sang hymns, praise and worship. Vows were exchanged, speeches were made and GRACE was said altogether. AMEN. okay I think I'm a disgrace to the christianity religion, to be honest the ceremony was boring, sorry. But the wedding was REALLY GREAT their speeches to their parents were really touching and moving, that it made my cousins and I cry.(dont call us emo) There are no Pictures! Well cause we were talking too much and were distracted by the food SO much that I didnt bother to take any pictures at the WEDDING )): sorry. But cousin Karen was really pretty! and her HUSBAND is really sporting and SWEET!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

I cant wait for my bro's wedding next year!! (so exciting!!!)

my HOT & PRETTY bests!

our earringsss..

LOVES!

guo is gay

loves bay

SO TODAY I'm SICK!

and my fucking dad is fucking eeeeeeeee-ritating. I DID message somebody telling her that I'm sick and I don't think I'm able to work today @ 1030 then I went back to sleep. I woke up again to check my phone and I saw her reply saying that she's not working today message somebody else. So I messaged the other in charge telling her and stuff and it was already 12plus (when I start work at 1230) then CALLS keep coming in. My head was too heavy to even walk to my phone. Dad BANG! into the room and yelled at me! saying that everybody is calling me and looking for me why didnt I turn up for work! and saying that I'm so irresponsible that I didnt tell them at all.

HELLO! WTH! like I DID! I DID tell them that I'm not in a position that I can WORK! you want me to work ok fine you CARRY me to work and I'll sit there like a dead girl when you still fucking pay me $5 per hour! If I'm fucking SICK and fucking don't know whats happening around me I can barely think and do you think that I can be next to my phone all the time??! and whats the problem with my DAD saying that I'm irresponsible when he fucking doesn't know anything. Its just that its the time of his life when every MAN definitely HAVE TO FACE! MALE MENOPAUSE! ! arghhh he's killing me! and Thank God my mom understands me THIS time or else I don't know what to do. and NOBODY is fucking bringing me to the docs! NOBODY fucking cares ! FUCK THIS MORTAL PLANET! WORK IS WORSE THAN SCHOOL!

I HATE YOU!

I just hate it when a male MOOD-SWINGS!

I feel that there's no fucking people around me can be there for me when I need them, even my family. SCREW it! !@#$%%$#@!#*^%

SURGE @ MOS !!!!!!!!

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F*CKING crappzzz

OMG! I clubbed yesterday. thats BAD! some went to FLOW @ MOS for the gigs some went for the crowd, dance-floor and fun. To be honest I tried to stay through the gigs but they ain't that good.. Therefore I went to SMOOVE a "room" in MOS that plays RnB/Hip-Hop that night. On that night that room was the room I belong to, NOT the main arena. They were FREAKING playing TRANCE and techno, a mixture of both..when they say that they're going to turn it into an RnB/Hip-Hop place after the gigs and lucky draws.
I went with Michy, Zara, Amanda, Sandra, Flo, Erika, Chloe and her bro. Then we met Mel-Png there and her friends, Rach.Yeong and her friend(she wasn't really that friendly), Rach.Mak and her cous and friends, ZhiXian and friends, Royy Tong, this few seniors;Faiz,Nicole,Gaya... , etc.. thats all. I think. all that I can remember. Made "friends" haha funny people. Drunkards to be exact COMICAL DRUNKARDS lols .. My friend's friendssss. Made friends with some smokers too haha shared cigs and lights.
The dance-floor was super super MEGA packed! ! ! like WTF! when you go into the main main area you'll feel like SARDINES! superly PACKED and VACUUMED in a can. Even if you cant dance you'll still be able too, cause the other people around you dancing will be pushing you all around, SERIOUSLY you don't need to move to MOVE. I superly HATE IT! like WTF somebody ate my tofu! FUCKg horny bastard piece of SHIT! (its PG-13!)haha. I know WTF JOY WTF! If you ask me why didnt I move away from him. Oh if I have a way I will cause i had the will! My face was all scrunched up when he was dancing with me cause he's like ELEPHANT GLUE and bay is pulling me away from another direction (at that point of time I wish I was rubber) until when this crowd pushed like typhoon wind and I was separated from that horny siamese fucker, I was elated at that point of time but that feeling sucked!! and the girls were like lets leave! I agreed and PUSHED my way out not caring about the others. BAD BAD experience, I have danced with others but this fucker is too much!
We're suppose to leave at 2+.. 3 (right?sand.?) eventually we left when the peeps were being shoo-ed out O was fucking waiting for them outside like a goon goon! SO.. we left at 5. After that we went to Liang Court's Macs to get some liqud into our souls. (saw that horny shit-I freaked! his eyes didnt leave me) I ENJOYED MY COKE LIGHT! Cabbed home.
Reached home at about 6 yeh-yeh(grand-pa) opened the door exactly and he was shocked to see me and was like "ni gang gang hui lai ah?" I FREAKED and was like " errr.. wo bang ni pick up na seih newspaper" and then I walked in and realised that it's already 6! and I have to work at 12:30 later in the day (which was just now) effing tired now.

people

I think and BELIEVE that there are many many diff. kind of people round the world. Okay not the world lets just say SINGAPORE alone.(lets leave the world out of this)
and DO YOU KNOW!? by working you do-DO! see the diff sides of diff people!
okay I tell you there are such beings called the 'bimbotics chinahss' haha they don't know that porcelain is breakable.(even JIMIN knows that!.lol. love you futt!)
there're FUNNY grand-grammss too!!!!! like this grandparents(Iguess!) came in today and ask me if the hippo look like a dog. and then she asked. "I'm actually looking for a pink dog for my boy." my eyes went O-0 ?? and I laughed to myself (discreetly-duh!) then she looked around and continued..."oh cause he has a blue dog already and now wants a pink dog to match his blue dog." then my reaction was like.... oOoOohhhhh I see xD. now.. i know.. so cute!
then a b-z friendly BOSS.
and cute guys
and smelly students
and weird peeps
and indians with STRONG accent
and cheapo parents
and RICH parents
and cool girls
and nice clothes (oh this has nothing to do with people)
and MANY branded people in LV GUCCI(many!!!) BURBERRY
and inconsiderate people
and friendly people
and CHINESE SPEAKING people.
talking about chinese speaking I MUST really improve on my chinese!!!! or else I can't serve those customers. I'm BAD at it ! I speak to them in a manner like.. "errr wo help you check?" then " I bang ni check" orr to an extent that I really cant speak! "WAIT!!!!! sorry, dui bu qi" (runss to the counter ask them to translate for me remember and then run back to the customer!) dont you laugh! i'm bad.

unbelievable

maybe you have lots of admirererss. with just that pretty face and that 'act-cool' friendly character of yours, attracts the many other girls in wanting to be your friend and having a crushes on you or as an eye-candy. WTF. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I actually believe you that you likED me. am I stoopit or am I just dumb? OH WAIT! they're both the same thing! alrightt. I'm both.{FOOK! I admitted. what have you turn me to?} Out of the others I know(guys-duh), you're the one that seriously change me. I'm not what you see me as. I'm the total opposite of what you think I am.(wait!! do you even know who I am?)
I dont know how and why I like you. you and I we're the opposites of each other! we have NOTHING in common! and you're not what I expect you to be but I still do like you.
"the opposites attract"-what a cliche
I know I'm bothersome all the time, msging you all the time, redundant stuff cause I want you to know that even if we cant get together or wil NEVER be together we're still friends. if you think I like my eye-candy YOU'RE CRAsY! I don't.
boy. I know emo's cool and 'in' now. but by not talking things out its bad! I know you dont want to talk it out thinking that how can mortals help you when are the ones that HURT you. if you dont help yourself who can and you'll never heal and open up to the new things.
you may say, "joy.. its not as easy as you think it is and YOU DONT KNOW ME." I know I dont cause you wont let me. And I still dont know why you cant treat me as a friend? and think that we must be in a relationship? I DONT WANT TO BE WITH YOU!
lets stay as friends.forever!
I dont mind you calling me dear(as a FRIEND), sweetie(as a FRIEND), pretty(as a FRIEND), baby(as a FRIEND), etc... WHATEVER as a friend... as long as we stay friends. so that you know you're not always the wall/rag-doll that people rant at when they need you and not there when you need them. and please don't treat me like them.
my friend. ((:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

HAPPY HAPPY BIRD-DAY TO YOU ! ! !
to: CANDY jie-jie -my jiejie in law. loves!!!!
<3s!!!!!!
& ADAM! -man, although I dont know ya that well but still its nice to wish you back when you wished me on mine! ((:

BLOGGER!

dad asked about blogger.
"what is blogger?" he asked.
"huh. I don't know. some sort like an online 'diary' but NOT." I said.
"so... what is it?" he asked again...
"where people write stuffs about themselves?" I said again.
"O! anonymously?"
"or what?" "everybody write in the same page?"
"who goes and see?" he continued.....
answrg evry single ques.
then he said " CAN I HAVE ONE TOO?? "
O_O! <------------ + ;p :O hahhahahhahahhahahhah {moi reaction}
I freaked and said what for and he answered so I can write also la.

my goshh.. coolness BUT disgusting!!! imagine your house's OLD MAN rants about his daily 'to dos' and stuff. and you read it everyday!